The Nut Club is another Timber-orignal. Invented in 1965, the organization is dedicated to exposing all of the utterly ridiculous happenings that go on at camp. The president for the last two years has been John Marks. He was elected, as are all the members, by a vote in the lodge. A person comes up to the microphone and describes a particular incident in which the person that is being commented about acted in totally crazy! All those in favor of putting that person into the Nut Club give the ‘thumbs up’ sign, and those opposed give a thumps down’ sign. This year’s new members are as follows:

Lonnie Rouben- Elected as the new President of the Club, for just being himself. Nominated by John Marks.

Matt Healy- For being found jumping around in the lodge and climbing the supporting post in the lodge. Nominated by Jim Goldstein.

Bob Heilbronner, Tom Callahan, and Steve Lebau- for running around "el-buffo" at least 57 times through camp.

Tony Miller - for hanging naked from the rafters in his cabin.

Jim Lynch - for opening up the window in his cabin as swarms of mosquitoes flew in.

Brian Doner- for being the way he is.

Josh Mervis- for running around cam in his underwear.

Don Shoppe - for going on a date with Sally from the Arrowhead.

Tony Wallace- for hitting a frog over the head with a waterski.

Cory Bernstein and Tony Elman - for (CENSORED)

Also elected were Carl Bassewitz, Gary Gorchoff, Rick Mandel, Mike "Medowlark" Jacobs, Sandy McAdam, and Barry Schulman.

Sandy, incidentally, was elected into the Club for falling into Lake Minocqua while leaving a local place of business.