DEAR ELMO... DEAR ELMO...
DEAR ELMO...is a new
feature-type article for TIMBERLIFE, and we’d like to hear from
you. Please use good taste, and give all questions to Bob Gassel or
to ELMO himself. See ya next issue!
Dear Elmo,
How did you ever get a nickname like “Elmo?”
...The Barks
DEAR BARKS: It was a freak of nature,
I guess.
Dear Elmo,
What is the best way to get a girl out of the lodge during a
social?
...Bobby Handmaker
DEAR BOBBY: The most effective method
for me has been by gunpoint.
Dear Elmo,
Exactly who is this” Nevil Flenge” I keep hearing
about?
...Matt Healy
DEAR MATT: The rumor has it that he is
the long lost love of Nano.
Dear Elmo,
How big is the "Ape of Timberlane"?
...Jungle Jimmy Meyers
DEAR JUNGLE: I’m not sure, but I
did see him wearing Jim Goldstein’s pajamas last
week.