Jim Goldstein, senior counselor, was
ceremoniously syrupped and feathered last week. It was done by the
entire senior village to get back at Goldy for his truly pitiful job
of inspecting on Tuesday, July 4.
During this inspection, Jim took double the normal time to inspect
five cabins. He took apart each bed in every cabin in order to check
for sand; and it was impossible to tell which beds were stripped, and
which were not. It was rumored that he carried sand in his pockets to
distribute wherever he felt necessary. He also pulled a first,
penalizing a cabin for dirt he created when he walked in.
Jim was fined $8000 for his actions and never allowed to inspect
again. Amen.