The Grill
Stuart, that would be an orange freeze and a slice of their
world-famous pecan pie, following (of course) stumbling out of
Tipitina's at 5AM after several hours of some very raw John Lee
Hooker. May he rest in Peace in Boogie Man Heaven. You & I,
Lonnie Lazar, Craig Glick, Stu Cohn, Mike Levitt, a very
limited number of others, along with the Hot Rod and Lionel
Washington, who was my suite-mate in Phelps, TRULY know what it
means to miss New Orleans. BRING BACK VINCE GIBSON, G-D DAMMIT!
("We play EX-CITIN' football"...)
[Date/Time=04-01-2003 - 12:05 AM]
Pud, , [Msgid=407274] [IP Addr= 65.42.108.48]
It's About Time
I hear Pud has a new girlfriend who he met in real life, is
under 50, and has no police record.
...APRIL FOOLS!!!!
[Date/Time=04-01-2003 - 7:45 AM]
Algonquin Alum, pud@computer.com, [Msgid=407396] [IP Addr= 12.247.253.131]
Go Kansas!
Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk!
[Date/Time=04-03-2003 - 3:07 PM]
JMoss, , [Msgid=409134] [IP Addr= 63.149.72.54]
Indiana, Butler..Kansas- then Syracuse
or Texas
Moss...you're running out of teams to cheer for my friend!
Kansas is kind of a stretch...don't ya think? No wait, I have a
friend whos sisters boyfriends mothers great aunt went to
Kansas...so I guess I'll cheer for the Jayhawks over Marquette.
Next thing you know, Greg Schatton will chime in cheering for
Syracuse.....right Michigan boy? One day... when your teams are
eliminated, you'll cheer for the team that your Timber buddies
have a vested interest......then again, maybe not.
[Date/Time=04-04-2003 - 12:01 PM]
marksy, , [Msgid=409743] [IP Addr= 66.9.141.130]
Kumbaya!?
No Marksy, you're entirely missing the point! I'm rooting
against Marquette precisely because my timber buddies are
rooting for them! My motto is: If you don't have a team to root
for, the next best thing is to have a team to root
against!...you went to IU, but how many Milwaukee camp guys do
you think were pulling for IU last year?! I rest my case.
[Date/Time=04-04-2003 - 3:08 PM]
JMoss, , [Msgid=409841] [IP Addr= 66.162.122.179]
Cheering for IU
I was...
[Date/Time=04-04-2003 - 2:16 PM]
marksy, , [Msgid=409853] [IP Addr= 66.9.141.130]
We are talking about the 'Frozen' Four
Aren't We?
Why would I cheer for Syracuse when Michigan's still in it?
Third season in a row for those who are
counting.
[Date/Time=04-04-2003 - 3:55 PM]
Red, gaschatten@attbi.com, [Msgid=409915] [IP Addr= 207.19.97.139]
Timber-virus
I recent weeks I've received virus emails with the following
return address's:
embensar@comcast.net
(Jay-Moss)
nanpeter@attbi.com
(Petey)
blifsec@yahoo.com (B.
Lifsec)
jhiken@InsightBB.com
(Shimmy)
Dirwuf@aol.com (Gazzoo)
anaprfool@yahoo.com
(Puderonimous)
MedGasCo@aol.com
(Conehead)
The virus, most likely, did not originate from one of the above
addresses.
If you keep your email addys in the Windows Address Book, ICQ
Database or Microsft Outlook AND your address book
contains all of the above address's, please run a virus scan
with a current virus definitions table.
It's important for us to track down this problem now before it
becomes more rampant and difficult to track.
Thanks.
Back to your B-ball rant..
[Date/Time=04-05-2003 - 12:42 PM]
Bosco, YaHeyDer@aol.com, [Msgid=410186] [IP Addr= 172.155.14.167]
VIRAL
"medgasco Cellspacing Fri 04/04 136k"
BOSCO, YOU MAY ADD "CONER." I DON'T USE WINDOWS ADDRESS BOOK
NOR OUTLOOK AND SURE AS HELL DON'T HAVE BRIAN LIFSEC IN MY
ADDRESS BOOK.
[Date/Time=04-05-2003 - 1:28 AM]
Puderonimous, ,
[Msgid=410228] [IP Addr= 66.72.173.50]
Golden Eagles, Warriors, whatever!
embarrassing..... now I know how Pud's Pow Wow teams
felt.
[Date/Time=04-07-2003 - 10:30 AM]
marksy, , [Msgid=411616] [IP Addr= 66.9.141.130]
Golden Beagles get golden shower!
I wasn't gonna kick a dead dog, but that was a pretty
impressive "Matador" defense Marquette threw out there. Pretty
sad when they lose by 33 and it really wasn't that close. Might
have cost Crean a big time job. (Marquette, alas, is merely a
stepping stone I think). It will be interesting to see how they
do when
Wade leaves.
[Date/Time=04-07-2003 - 9:22 PM]
JMoss, , [Msgid=412158] [IP Addr= 66.162.122.179]
Will MJ now come home?
Oops!
I apologize for jumping to the conclusion that Timberlane was
changing its official logo. Mike Cohen assures me that it is
not true...
[Date/Time=04-09-2003 - 7:23 PM]
Gazzoo, dirwuf@aol.com, [Msgid=413628] [IP Addr= 12.247.253.131]
Your next call ...
Gazzoo.....does that mean you're not calling Brano?
[Date/Time=04-14-2003 - 12:33 PM]
Brano-matic, ,
[Msgid=414290] [IP Addr= 66.9.141.130]
Remembering when....
Back to Timber stuff...who was the first person you remember
drinking with?, and who introduced you to
"Talmph?"
[Date/Time=04-10-2003 - 7:55 PM]
JMoss, , [Msgid=414500] [IP Addr= 68.58.43.52]
Impersonation
"Your next call ...
Gazzoo.....does that mean you're not calling Brano?
[Date/Time=04-10-2003 - 3:46 PM] Pudomatic, ,
[Msgid=414290]"
Whoever's impersonating me with the above, STOP. Don't try to
imitate me because there's only one me. I'm FINALLY learning
html. Check out the
DOBE
(evidently good during daylight hours).
[Date/Time=04-11-2003 - 9:24 PM]
Pud Doberman Heller, ,
[Msgid=414644] [IP Addr= 65.42.108.199]
FECAL MATTER
I contracted food poisoning evidently from a Caesar salad I got
last Monday night in Detroit area. There's a Denny's right next
door to where I stay and they actually have (or did have) a
great char-broiled chicken Caesar salad. I ordered it take-out,
as I wanted to go back to my room and watch the NCAA.
Evidently, the dressing is made with "coddled" egg--not
fully-cooked--and I've had severe Diarrhea for 6 days now. I
researched Caesar salad online and the coddled egg is probably
what did it, but no way to prove. Am awaiting a new antibiotic
order from doc right now. I became highly allergic to
Ciprofloxin, which is what was originally ordered for me. Whole
deal will run me over $500 when all tests of my watery fecal
matter are completed. Well, at least I'll meet my deductible.
Fecal test final on Wed., when they confirm or disclaim
Salmonella. VERY bad scene.
[Date/Time=04-14-2003 - 10:39 PM]
Pud, , [Msgid=417008] [IP Addr= 65.42.108.17]
Holy Dorothy's Tubesteaks
In the catagory of TMI (Too Much
Information).....
[Date/Time=04-14-2003 - 4:55 PM]
Hurl, , [Msgid=417028] [IP Addr= 66.9.141.130]
"I researched Caesar salad online"
When was the last time you heard someone utter that phrase?
Anyhow, thanks Pud for the definitive Pud post, one we can
quote to our friends and remember you by.
[Date/Time=04-14-2003 - 9:09 PM]
Gazzoo, dirwuf@aol.com, [Msgid=417167] [IP Addr= 12.247.253.131]
Pud's Contribution to Zagat's-Denny's
edition
Pud, fine establishments like Denny's don't make Caesar salads
from scratch in the traditional way (I can just see the skank
who seated you preparing the salad table side). It's simply a
salad they make with Caesar dressing from a bottle(or more
likely a large plastic gallon size container). No coddled eggs,
no anchovies, just Nugget Brand Caesar dressing with whatever
ingredients come cheapest. The Thousand Island probably would
have made you just as sick
Why are we talking about this anyhow, did Caesar Cardini's kid
go to Timberlane or something?
[Date/Time=04-15-2003 - 5:21 PM]
Red, gaschatten@attbi.com, [Msgid=417707] [IP Addr= 207.19.97.139]
Pud's Bowel details
Isn't it great that Pud shares such details with us! I had the
pleasure of driving north with Pud about 1987 or so. He had an
ear infection, was on some pain medication which caused
constipation. The guy bitched non-stop all the way up...MAN...I
need to take a sh**! He finally drove me crazy enough, that I
stopped in Minocqua and got him a bottle of Magnesium Citrate.
He took half a bottle, and when he didn't get the desired
results in like 2 minutes, drank the other half. I think he
went about 10 times that night, filling me in on the details of
the amount and texture of each movement. Pud, you are a
classic!
[Date/Time=04-18-2003 - 2:57 PM]
JMoss, , [Msgid=419912] [IP Addr= 63.149.72.54]
BOWEL
I'm now quite happy and relieved to report that my bowel is
functioning normally & regularly! Everyhing Dr. Mossler
alluded to in the above posting is absolutely very true. During
that eventful trip up with Jeff, I beared witness to how other
drivers saw us coming the opposite way on 51, who maybe cut
their own passing of cars a bit too close. STEPS: 1. Roll down
drivers-side window all the way, 2. Have Pud hold wheel while
going minimum of 70MPH, 3. Stick entire left arm out at firm 90
degree angle, 4. Extend middle finger on extended left
arm/hand, 5. Shake entire left arm vigorously with full finger
extention, while clasping left forearm with right hand.
[Date/Time=04-18-2003 - 11:02 PM]
Pud, , [Msgid=419921] [IP Addr= 68.23.148.91]
Get some mileage out of your $500
Pud, how can you deprive us of the fecal test results. We've
been waiting all week!!!!
[Date/Time=04-18-2003 - 4:53 PM]
Red, gaschatten@attbi.com, [Msgid=419964] [IP Addr= 12.233.216.244]
Tony Talmph
Thanks for the major grinnage (back of my neck hurts).
Especially use of word "Talmph!" Who coined that one??? Anyway,
Blechman inroduced me to Talmph about 50 yards down back road.
Still can't believe "H" built house on top of major Talmph
place. Anyone recall the name of that gathering spot? Go
Cubs!!
[Date/Time=04-19-2003 - 9:49 AM]
Petalmph, nanpeter@attbi.com, [Msgid=420335] [IP Addr= 12.248.32.17]
Responding to Peter
Peter, was it "The Joker?", I think Scott Halperin (Elmo) was
the one who "corrupted" me. Rosy was the one who I remember
using the word "talmph"
[Date/Time=04-19-2003 - 1:54 PM]
JMoss, , [Msgid=420444] [IP Addr= 68.58.43.52]
Lost and Found
Can anyone get Rosey to the C.A.? Enough is enough! Who named
our tony spot "The Joker"? Where in the world are Rosey and
Elmo?
[Date/Time=04-23-2003 - 10:01 PM]
Petroff, nanpeter@attbi.com, [Msgid=420501] [IP Addr= 12.248.32.17]
Daredevil Gazzoo
Call me crazy, call me wreckless, but I just had the thrill of
my life. Did I skydive? No. Did I buy a Harley? Nope. Today,
after kissing my wife and daughter goodbye, I went to Ruth's
Chris Steakhouse where I enjoyed a large Caesar salad. Hey,
sometimes in life you just gotta go for it...
[Date/Time=04-23-2003 - 9:59 PM]
Bob Gassel, dirwuf@aol.com, [Msgid=422966] [IP Addr= 167.167.46.33]
Caesar Help
Day Off
Dana Major has a show of her ceramic art at Navy Pier this
weekend in case anyone who wants to drop by and say
hello.
[Date/Time=04-24-2003 - 6:08 PM]
David Raskin, draskin@artic.edu, [Msgid=423849] [IP Addr= 198.40.29.64]
Dana
Which reminds me...
Good News
Mazel Tov Gazzoos!
[Date/Time=04-25-2003 - 5:48 AM]
JMoss, , [Msgid=424120] [IP Addr= 68.58.43.52]
On you mark, get set...GO!
"Just remember guys, Dana got her start at TIMBERLANE"
HEY H....DIDN'T WE ALL????
[Date/Time=04-27-2003 - 4:15 PM]
marksy, , [Msgid=424322] [IP Addr= 66.9.141.130]
Campfire Stories
My 7 year old son couldn't sleep last night. He has been
reading scary stories (mostly Goosebumps). None had bothered
him until one he read last night. It was about this fraternity
who sent some pledges into a haunted house to scare them. There
was a scream and the pledges were never seen again. Then on
that date every year one of the Frat brothers would die
mysteriously until there was only one left and....well you guys
know how this one goes.
Oh well, I guess that camp tradition is ruined for him. 'H'
should have copyrighted it.
[Date/Time=04-29-2003 - 9:55 AM]
Red, gaschatten@attbi.com, [Msgid=427098] [IP Addr= 207.19.97.139]
Get a job ...
Today is the 20 year anniversary of former Cubs manager Lee
Elia's tirade to the media about the way they dissed the Cubs,
about the fans who show up for day baseball "85% of the world
works for a living. The other 15% show up here and watch day
baseball. Rip those motherff#K3RS! Rip those country
c--ksuckers right down town and print it!" Gazzoo 20 years ago
you had a recording of it, unedited. Any chance its still
around???
[Date/Time=04-30-2003 - 12:03 AM]
JLeiken@MentorCounselor.com, ,
[Msgid=427488] [IP Addr= 64.168.20.236]
LEE ELIA
MOST BITS AND PIECES....
"We're mired now...in a little difficulty...we got...all these
so-called f---in' Cub fans, rippin' every f----n' thing you
do...I'll tell you one f----n' thing, I hope we get f----n'
hotter than s--t, just to stuff up them 3000 f----n' people who
show up here every f----n' day. Cuz if they're the real Chicago
f----n' fans, they can kiss my f----n' ass, right downtown and
PRINT IT! They're really really behind you...my f----n'
ass...What the f--- am I supposed to do, go out and watch my
f----n' players get destroyed every f----n' day by these
f----n' people? The motherf----rs don't even work!! That's why
they're out at the f---n' game. They oughta go out and see what
it's like to go out and earn a f----n' living. RIP THESE
MOTHERF-----S!!! RIP THESE COUNTRY C---SUCKERS LIKE THEY DO THE
F----N' PLAYERS!! And these are the real f----n' Chicago
f----n' fans??? My f----n' ASS. Ok, they don't show because
we're 5-14 and unfortunately...that is the "criterier" for that
dumb 15 motherf----n percent, that come out to day baseball.
The rest of the world's workin'...85% of the world's workin',
the other 15 come out here. It'a s f----n' playground for the
c---sockers. All these motherF----N' editorials about Cey and
the f----n' ahh..."Phillie-itis?" It's SICKENING. It really is.
It's a disheartening f----n' situation we find ourselves in
right now. What I'm tryin' to say is...if you wanna rip
someone's ass, rip ME! Rip MY f----n' ass...but don't rip them
guys, because they're doing everything they can do that God
gave them and that's why we make the simple mistakes...But once
we hit that f----n' groove, it'll flow...and it WILL flow. The
talent's there. I don't know how to make it any clearer to you.
I'm frustrated, I'm clearly frustrated...it would be different
if I just saw a bunch a guys that didn't give a s--t....but
they give a s--t and it's a tough National League
East....sigghhhhhhh...it's a tough National League period."
[Date/Time=04-30-2003 - 11:22 PM]
Pud, , [Msgid=427612] [IP Addr= 172.171.55.7]
Presenting...LEE ELIA
Let's type every word
Someone has way too much time on his hands.....
[Date/Time=04-30-2003 - 2:18 PM]
marksy, , [Msgid=427941] [IP Addr= 66.9.141.130]
LEE
I didn't type ANY of it Mr. Marksy. I have some damn good
voice-recognition software.
[Date/Time=04-30-2003 - 11:12 PM]
Pud, , [Msgid=428335] [IP Addr= 68.23.148.97]
boys will be boys
Marksey / PUD - Can't we all get along ?
[Date/Time=04-30-2003 - 10:47 PM]
Rodney King, ,
[Msgid=428390] [IP Addr= 24.160.102.246]
Nice try Pud, but...
...listen to the clip, where do you get voice-recognition
software that paraphrases and moves sentences? Must be a
Central Illinois Audio release.
[Date/Time=04-30-2003 - 11:25 PM]
Gazzoo, dirwuf@aol.com, [Msgid=428410] [IP Addr= 12.247.253.131]
Classic audio