I was minding my own business watching an SNL rerun on Comedy
Central out here in California when I was stunned to see a
commercial for a law firm advertising help with the IRS
problems. It was the Seidman law firm and sure enough at the
end I could see in the fine print, Scott Seidman,
Attorney-at-Law, Dallas,Texas. Very scary, I'm going to take
the family and leave the country for a couple of weeks
(travelling in the UK) and hope it was all a bad dream. Has
Seidy infilitrated any other part of the country? Next thing
you know I'll be seeing RickMoss's mug offering to help me with
[Date/Time=07-03-2002 - 8:56 PM]
Red, firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=278598]
...and if Seidy doesn't help with the IRS, you could always
grundy him and give him an arm-smash!
[Date/Time=07-04-2002 - 12:03 PM]
JMoss, , [Msgid=278792]
Pud travelling with his ...
Sounz like Pud will be going to Alpine with just himself and
his own personal Hank...
[Date/Time=07-04-2002 - 10:56 PM]
Any of the famous alumni going to be in the Woodruff, WI. area
July 25th or 26th?? I would like to meet up for a mini-reunion.
Let me know. I can't make it to Alpine Valley, sorry
[Date/Time=07-05-2002 - 9:25 PM]
Coner/Conehead, email@example.com, [Msgid=279164]
TWISTER LAW FIRM
Twisters phoned me a couple of weeks ago. The first message he
left was one that contained 99% giggling, heavy weezing and an
occasional kiss. The 2nd message from him was more
intelligible, so I phoned him back on his TOLL-FREE PHONE
NUMBER. Red, you're correct in the TV spot. He has visibility
in some 90 markets. He considers this twister-venture as a
slight tangent from the arm-smash or the Scooter for that
matter. He desires to have my old man serve as Illinois Counsel
on future settlements on a contigency basis. He would have
chosen his uncle in Chicago but said "the guy's an asshole." I
gave his propoganda and such, including TOLL-FREE PHONE NUMBER
to the old man just before he was sliced, so am not sure as if
he contacted Scooter further to inquire about the lucrative
[Date/Time=07-05-2002 - 10:11 PM]
Pud, firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=279177]
A Northwoods Excursion
We just returned from another road trip, this time to Minocqua
for the 4th. Visited with Harold and Sharon; Richard and Susan
Stuckert, MP, John and Bunny Fried, Billy and Mary Fried, Ed
and Kathy Fried, Mike Fried...even caught a distance glimse of
Bob Coy! Saw still another Minocqua-Bat show (now with a female
announcer) where we ran into the Mike Cohen and the Timberlane
contingent. But the highlight of the trip had to be when Agawak
staff thought I was MP's YOUNGER brother...
[Date/Time=07-07-2002 - 11:21 PM]
Gazzoo, email@example.com, [Msgid=279722]
Bob Gassel & Ed Fried on my
GAZZOO: "Hey--we're up at the 4th of July parade in Minocqua;
I'm here with a number of the Frieds--oooops...here comes one
EDDIE: "Pud Heller...report the f*ck to Arapaho cabin...now!!!"
(Laughter in the background, followed by a click)
SOUNDS LIKE THE SAME OLD EDDIE! THANK YA MERLE.
[Date/Time=07-08-2002 - 9:44 PM]
Pud, firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=280166]
I saw Randy Wynn playing in the All-Star Game tonight...boy he
sure looks different then I remember! Maybe it was my TV, but
he seemed to have more hair and quite a suntan!
[Date/Time=07-10-2002 - 12:21 AM]
Gazzoo, email@example.com, [Msgid=280639]
Wish I coulda been with you Gazzoo!...we'll be up there in 2
days to pick Emily up and show Ben Timberlane...incredibly
psyched for that!
[Date/Time=07-10-2002 - 5:24 AM]
JMoss, firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=280686]
New Camper Roster-2003
Matthew Marks will be attending Camp Timberlane 2nd session
[Date/Time=07-10-2002 - 12:16 PM]
marksy, , [Msgid=280833]
The Marks Factor
..and "swirlies" will coincidentally return around the same
[Date/Time=07-10-2002 - 1:49 PM]
TImberlane: The Next Generationq
Marksy, I think Ben (who will be 10) will be there next year
too...but because of my kids screwy school year, we'll be
sending him first session.
[Date/Time=07-10-2002 - 10:05 PM]
JMoss, , [Msgid=281094]
Got A Paint Scraper?
Years ago while visiting camp, someone told me that all the
metal buckets at The Thirsty Whale from The Bucket Club had
long been taken down and I assumed my bucket (circa 1979) was
But I learned just yesterday from Deanne Kidd of The Whale that
the buckets, over a thousand of them, were taken from storage
this year, painted and decaled and are being sold for their
100th year celebration with proceeds going to a local Hospice
[Date/Time=07-10-2002 - 11:58 PM]
Bosco, YaHeyDer@aol.com, [Msgid=281123]
Bosco, we saw the Thirsty Whale's float at the Minocqua parade
on the Fourth of July. They had a ton of old buckets hanging
from it. Maybe one of them was yours!
[Date/Time=07-11-2002 - 1:04 PM]
Mrs. Gazzoo, email@example.com, [Msgid=281315]
Back from the North
Just back from the Northwoods...weather was amazing! Picked
Emily up from Agawak Sat..Billy runs quite an operation!...Had
a few with MP Sat. night..good catching up with him...spent
yesterday at H's place with H, Sharon, Nancy, and Gary on the
Poontoon boat and H's raft...what a treat!...5 Mossler thumbs
way up for Fence Lake Lodge...if you have a family and are
willing to pay the premium, the log suites are awesome!..very
nice restaurant there as well. It's amazing how much of a time
warp you get into up there with no TV/newspapers, internet
[Date/Time=07-17-2002 - 7:04 PM]
JMoss, firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=283660]
JP to Wed!!
Bravo to JP and Billie on their recently announced engagement,
and to the Gazzoo's for their wonderful block party which we
attended this weekend. Great to see so many
[Date/Time=07-28-2002 - 3:33 PM]
JMoss, email@example.com, [Msgid=287491]
More than one person on Saturday asked me if I had more hair
than a few years ago. Congratulations to Joe and Billie!
[Date/Time=07-28-2002 - 9:40 PM]
Pud, firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=287588]
IT'S TWOO, IT'S TWOO
Well, well.....it finally happened....I AM ENGAGED!! And the
second best part about it was getting to share it with some of
my TIMBER FAMILY! I gotta thank Gazzoo & Heidi for setting
up the impromptu gathering at their neighborhood party....it
was great! And thanks to ALL the old familiar faces (and wives
& kids) for coming to share this special weekend with me
and Billie!!! You don't know how touched and happy I was to see
everyone. Friends and friendships are to be cherished, and that
was a truely cherished evening for me!! Once again, the TIMBER
FAMILY LOVE shined bright.....or was it the staff onions??? I
hope Billie gets to meet the rest of the family over time and
grows to love you the way I do!! Thanks again to all!!!
[Date/Time=07-28-2002 - 10:26 PM]
JP, , [Msgid=287595]
Great weekend get together. Nice to see everyone, especially JP
and the future Mrs. JP. The Gazzoos always seem to be able to
get everyone together. The high point was my son, Adam, jamming
with his contemporary, Pud Heller, on Big
[Date/Time=07-29-2002 - 12:04 PM]
David Susman, email@example.com, [Msgid=287763]
No Left Turns
I must admit inspiring energy was atomized and vaporized at the
Gazzoo Manor---what a beautiful surprise! But then again isn't
that (surprise) what camp was always about??? A huge Goldmember
Bravo to Bob-n-Heidi---a super-sized Bravo to JP-n-Billie, oh
and a Mini Me Bravo to the Forest Avenue sportsmen. Party on,
flagrantly, of course.
[Date/Time=07-29-2002 - 10:11 PM]
Petroff, firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=287994]
I Love You Too Joey
....but your not getting my Bud Light.
[Date/Time=07-30-2002 - 12:27 PM]
Bosco, YaHeyDer@aol.com, [Msgid=288224]
Boom Bay Bar!!!
When's the Bachelor Party?
[Date/Time=07-30-2002 - 10:38 PM]
Danny Plattner, email@example.com, [Msgid=288468]
Congrats & Let's Party
Congratulations on the engagement Joey. I also want to know the
same thing - when's the bachelor party?
BACK TO ARCHIVE
[Date/Time=07-31-2002 - 8:45 AM]
Martin Lynch, firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=288615]
BACK TO MAIN