New Subject
Wow, September is here! Here's something Gazzoo and I were
talking about last night...who at camp is related to who? We
went through the "brothers"...but who from camp were
COUSINS?
Date=2000-09-01
Mrs. Gazzoo, , qtcron@aol.com, [Msgid=62064]
Gassel Memory Gene Defective...
THE GASSELS MUST NOT READ POSTINGS
(7/14/00)==>Timber-Cousins Here's a little somethin' even
more mentally entertaining...Timber-Cousins and marriages (that
were a direct result of the OLD H). Those who are so inclined,
please feel free to add, amend or just shut the f'ck up. Here's
what I know (so far)--Ronnie Koenig->Larry Koenig (cousins,
not brothers), Johnny Meissner->Bob Komisar, Jeff
Taxman->Josh Taxman, Jim Hiken->Carl Bassewitz AND
Marshall Berlin, Keith Benzuly->Scott & Doug Benzuly,
Harry, David & Cheeks Stern->Ian Harrison AND the older
Jeff Roth, Steve Lebau->Greg & Jeff (The BooMan)
Schwartz, Chuck & Steve Koby->Mike & Ben Koby, Bob
Handmaker->Tony Handmaker, Jeff, Jon & Neil
Heller->Gary & Lory Wiviott (distant cousins), Ed, Billy
& Mike Fried->Sabrina Alberts-Plattner, Danny
Plattner->Mark Plattner, Alan Kline->Wayne Snyder
(deceased), David Morris->Brian Morris, Gary
Oglander->Jeff Oglander, Doug, Donald & Jon
David->David & Jim Salinsky, Jon Grossman->Tim
Grossman, Greg Schatten->Joel Brazy, Keith Benzuly AND Mark
Sophir (kiddin'). Now, MARRIAGES: Vance & Beth Liebman,
Mark & Sandy (McAdam) Faiwell, Martin & Liz (DerDarian)
Lynch, Dr. Jeff & Catherine (Fish) Mossler, Rick &
Ellen (Lovett)...ooops, Gary & Nancy (Hiken) Gorchoff,
Danny & Sabrina (Alberts) Plattner, Dean & Denise
Salit.
Date=2000-09-01
Pud, 309-691-3083, Jon60@mail.com, [Msgid=62074]
Snyder
I never realized that was Wayne's maiden name.
Date=2000-09-01
Gazzoo, , dirwuf@aol.com, [Msgid=62075]
Go South of the Border
Pretty sure there were cousins among the Mexicans, though I
can't recall specifics. Who remembers the hilarious lack of
ability to communicate with them. Seemed like Gary was the only
staff that spoke Spanish for my first several summers.
Date=2000-09-03
Ross, , , [Msgid=62206]
Bobbo's Bad Break
Dear Gang, I'm not proud to admit it, but...I think I take the
award for most serious injury at the reunion. After two weeks
of going through a number of diagnostic procedures, I have
discovered that what I thought (and was told) was a separated
shoulder has turned out to be a C5-C6 disc herniation with a
right upper extremity radiculopathy. In other words, one of my
vertebral discs is impinging on my spinal cord! Yikes. So,
Bobbo Komisar, Steve Lebau, your injuries hold nothing against
mine. Boy, I must be pretty competitive comparing my injury to
someone else's. Maybe I need therapy! Lucky for Mike Cohen he
had us sign waivers. I knew that his driver was going too fast
when I fell. I guess that's the end of my backward barefoot
days. Oh well, there's always frontwards. That's about all from
here. Been hard to concentrate on much else lately. Hope to
recover and be ready to take on the 45's and under at the 50th
reunion! By the way, maybe I aggravated my shoulder striking
out Donnie P. and his cronnies!! Later, Bobbo
Date=2000-09-03
Bob Heilbronner, , RHeilbronn@aol.com, [Msgid=62232]
RE: Racehorse Name/Bobbo
How about "Sucker?" If that's not appropriate, "JeffMoss."
Bobbo, your condition sounds far worse than that of David Gast
back in 1979.
Date=2000-09-05
Pudrick, 309.691.3083, Jon60@mail.com, [Msgid=62469]
Horse Names
Clearly the first horse should be named KantoTroutRanch
Date=2000-09-05
Rick Mossler, , rickmoss@mindspring.com, [Msgid=62524]
name that horse
or how about "toni" or "toninetion"? spell it any way you
like
Date=2000-09-05
mp, , mepierce51@excite.com, [Msgid=62531]
name that horse...
Grundy, Canteen, Gong, Towanda and Shelves.
Date=2000-09-06
Cassidy@hopalong.com, , , [Msgid=62650]
More Horse Names...
Heinous, Zurlo, Ed Gein, Herlitz, Cruiser Day
Date=2000-09-06
Gazzoo, , , [Msgid=62674]
Here ya go Marksy
a horse is a horse
suitable names..."my kids college education"...or hows bout
"wife divorced me"....or "bankrupt"...try again marksy
Date=2000-09-07
fastone@thetrack.org, , , [Msgid=62759]
Here's my dough
Hey Guys, I'll kick in, but only if I can get one of those 150%
home equity loans. Back to you in a few days. Let's also get
Andy Dattle to help with the horse training, because "horses
are people too." Or maybe Craig Rouben. Or how 'bout that
T'Shaw guy?
Date=2000-09-07
David Raskin, , draskin@artic.edu, [Msgid=62797]
Marksy the Huckster
There goes Marksy, trolling for money on the Internet again. I
don't know whether to call the horse "Sucker," or reserve that
title for anyone who sends Marks his money to invest in a
horse!
Date=2000-09-07
Jeff Mossler, , embensar@home.com, [Msgid=62852]
Jockey Nomination
I'm in only if Pud can be the jockey. Of course, any tracks
they run on should not have trees surrounding it.
Date=2000-09-08
Red, , gaschatten@comdisco.com, [Msgid=63049]
White Pony
Hey Ride em bare back Marksy than donate the stallion to
Agawak!
Date=2000-09-10
P'troff, , nanpeter@megsinet.net, [Msgid=63284]
Hurryin' Hoosiers...
I strongly urge both Rick and Jeff to give up their respective
careers and pursue the vacant coaching positions at IU. They
already have the fiery intensity and know the intricacies of
ball. As to whom will be head coach, they can fight it out.
Date=2000-09-10
Pud, 309-691-3083, Jon60@mail.com, [Msgid=63377]
Thank God He's Gone!
Either of us could do better than Bobby has done the last 7
years by just telling the kids that are there to play hard and
have fun!
Date=2000-09-10
Jeff Mossler, , embensar@home.com, [Msgid=63403]
Assorted
I think the name of the horse should be Ibbit. I would also
have a wrestle-off with Pud for the right to be the jockey;
after all, I was foaled in Kentucky. Haven't checked the CA for
awhile, but "Jungle" Jim Goldstein was the main conduit of
communication to our campers from south of the border; they
affectionately called him "Yeeeeeeem". Also, our old pal Brian
Lif-thic. Bobbo, sorry to hear about your injury, and although
it is worse than those pantywaists Lebau and Komisar, is it
worse than the "fractured driver side lateral fibia red-icuss
door-icuss" of Pud's car? Hope you all are well. Bobby
Handjobber.
Date=2000-09-12
Bobby, , robertlb@bellsouth.net, [Msgid=63605]
Manhole Covers / Mr. Pud, Sr.
I collect manhole covers (primarily gold, silver or ones made
out of check or cash), so those of you who have such covers,
please ship to me (collect); I'll pre-pay the freight. Wholly
unrelated thereto, Mr. Pud, Sr. (a/k/a Mickey) undergoes
several hours of thyroid removal surgery Thurs., Sept. 14th. At
age 77, he doesn't want some mthrfcker slashin' his throat, but
I'm sure he'll come thru it fine. Throw a keylog in the fire
for him.
Date=2000-09-13
Pud, , Jon60@mail.com, [Msgid=63733]
Settle it in the ring
We need another reunion soon with a grudge night as one of the
festivities. Top billing on the fight card: Marksy vs. Jeff
Moss.
Date=2000-09-14
Rick Mossler, , rickmoss@mindspring.com, [Msgid=64018]
In the ring...
Goldy cannot be found....so who will come in with a light &
sound setup?
Date=2000-09-16
Bosco, , YaHeyDer@aol.com, [Msgid=64294]
message from the Richker's
This is Toby Richker, '72-'77, my brothers and I regret not
being at last year's celebration........We've all enjoyed this
website....
Date=2000-09-16
Toby Richker, , tjrich3@aol.com, [Msgid=64408]
out of focus
My reunion group photo showed up last week. Out of focus!!!
Date=2000-09-18
David Raskin, , draskin@artic.edu, [Msgid=64747]
bored
don't you schmoo's have anything better to do???
Date=2000-09-19
big boner, , , [Msgid=65026]
Re: Bored
<>
Yeah....but Camp is closed right now.
Date=2000-09-19
Bosco, , YaHeyDer@aol.com, [Msgid=65033]
Ouch!
What's the worst injury any of you received at camp? My second
worst ocurred in 1972 when Pete Cannon nailed me with a batted
ball during intermediate softball practice...I had a black eye
that lasted all summer. My top injury happened in 1979 when I
took a bunch of kids miniature golfing; after making a great
shot, I lept off the green in joy...landing awkwardly and
severely sprained my ankle. A bunch of 10 year-olds had to help
me back to the car (how humiliating is that?!). Being in the
middle of summer, I never let it properly heal and it bothered
me for years. I refer to it as my "sports-related"
injury...
Date=2000-09-21
Gazzoo, , dirwuf@aol.com, [Msgid=65446]
DOUBLE OUCH
DOUBLE OUCH!! HOW ABOUT THE TIME I "CRAZY GLUED" MY RIGHT INDEX
FINGER TO MY LEFT EYE! WOW, WAS THAT A TRIP IN THE ER IN
MINOCQUA. I PULLED THE SKIN OFF MY FINGERTIP SO THAT I DID NOT
SHOW UP WITH MY FINGER STUCK IN MY EYE. I WAS THE BUTT OF MANY
A U.N. DAY JOKE THAT YEAR.
Date=2000-09-22
CONEHEAD, , MEDGASCO@AOL.COM, [Msgid=65465]
double ouch
i think the worst must have been jeff mossler's 2 broken
legs!
Date=2000-09-23
mp, NEW 414-962-36, mepierce51@excite.com, [Msgid=65656]
Ouch
Third degree burn. See March, 2000 Central Area archive for
details. Let me tell ya, it sucked.
Date=2000-09-24
David Susman, 6022, wherespud?@lovecampcoach.com, [Msgid=65722]
Nose trauma
Slalom skiing wipeout. My right knee slammed into the left side
of my face. I ended up with 5 stitches right along the crease
of my nose where it had started to pull away from my cheek. As
I recall, it got me out of a few days of teaching tennis.
Date=2000-09-25
Brian Williams, , PoorBoy@thecampfire, [Msgid=65908]
Broken Arm
Broken arm 1st summer, 1972. Fell off a horse, Peaches.
Compound fracture. Bone sticking out of skin. The best part was
when H and I went to the guy who owned the farm. H was afraid
that the guy would sue him for trespassing becasue the
ambulance had to drive in the guy's field to get to me. Coach
coaches me, "now look sad and pretend you are in a lot of pain.
I don't want to get sued! Make dis guy feel sorry for you. Hey,
hey hey, I'll buy you a malt if I dont't get sued." He still
owes me.
Date=2000-09-25
Bobby H., , , [Msgid=65938]
Tripping on Minnows
Also, I remember Jeff Moss and Robby Schills were hurt tripping
on the minnows at Crystal.
Date=2000-09-25
Bobby H, , robertlb@bellsouth.net, [Msgid=65939]
Washed up at age 20
Supervising CTM's setting up the Wreck Hall, something came
over me and I chose to take one end of a bench. As is commonly
done by even Intermediate Village campers, I went to pick it ip
with one hand. After raising it a full inch off the ground, my
back gave out. I was hunched over for hours and out of
commission for days. And Gazoo, if you want Meadow to start
talking injuries, maybe you should set some sort of limit
(maybe top 5 or 10).
Date=2000-09-25
Ross, , , [Msgid=66019]
Timberinjuries
Dislocated shoulder/cracked rotator cuff -- Waterskiing
Two broken fingers -- Waterskiing (Pete Kaufman, driver)
Bruised rib -- Waterskiing
Man, I miss waterskiing.
Date=2000-09-26
Bosco, , YaHeyDatHurtsDer@aol.com, [Msgid=66241]
April 16, 1996
For those who missed it the first time around, my proposal to
Heidi will be rebroadcast during the closing credits of
Thursday's Jerry Springer Show. The episode is entitled "I'm
Losing You", which hopefully I'll never have to deal with. My
sincerest thanks again to the magical Heidi for saying
yes...
Date=2000-09-27
Heidi's Husband, Gazzoo, , dirwuf@aol.com, [Msgid=66266]
My worst Timber injury
I suppose I should feel fortunate because Rozy, JMoss & I
escaped with pretty minor injuries after getting the crap
kicked out of us at Dinks. Injuries: lost Peter's denim jacket
(and a nickel bag inside), lost face with the Pinemere babes we
were bringing back to camp (they still came back to the Trip
Shack for a while), and to add insult to injury, Harold fined
us when he figured out that we missed our curfew.
Date=2000-09-27
Rob Schiller, , rschiller@fairdinkum.com, [Msgid=66314]
ROSS/ROB
Ross wrote: "I was hunched over for hours and out of commission
for days"--So THAT'S why you were always sacked out in
Menomenee during 3rd period when Gary sent me to do his dirty
work...Rob, relative to your bout at Dink's, I think you also
developed a fat lip and a "snaggletooth."
Date=2000-09-27
Pud, , Jon60@mail.com, [Msgid=66374]
Various and Sundry "Injuries"
Let's see...Sprained ankle (playing basketball just before
girls camp) At least 3 pulled hamstrings...(UN and Pow
Wow)..Bruised jaw (Dinkums) and broken heart (Lis
Derderian)..Those are the ones I remember
Date=2000-09-27
Jeff Mossler, , embensar@home.com, [Msgid=66412]
Stream it!
Gazzoo -- How about posting the streaming video to the Central
Area? Then those of us without TV (hence the vast time I spend
on-line) can watch.
Date=2000-09-28
JerryJerryJerry, , notv@luddite.org, [Msgid=66613]
Rush Ha Shona
Gazzoo thanks for the clean-up! AWWWWWWW JayMoss sorry to hear
about your broken heart....appreciate your vulnerability! My
worst Injury was when Johnny Meissner snagged my nose with a
monster repalla fish hook on a Canadian! The freakin barb went
right through my right nostril (couldn't toot for weeks!)
Faiwell miraculously pinched it out with nary a tear! Now thats
tripping on minnows!! Hey Pud what sup? How is your old-man
doing? O, and Happy New Year everyone!
Date=2000-09-29
P'troff, , nanpeter@megsinet.net, [Msgid=66907]
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