(sung to “The Beverly Hillbillies”)

Come and listen to a story about a man named Joe
He took a group of Indians and named his team CROW
and then one day he was sloshin through some mud
and out of the sewer came a midget named Pud.
“Short that is, four feet two, worthless as hell”

The first thing ya know, old Joe’s a Pow Wow Chief
his mission on this day is to give his brother grief
and of course Red Schatten and his scrawny Papago
will all fall on Pow Wow to the mighty tribe CROW
“Awesome that is, Death Braves, Brutal Chiefs”

And now it’s time to bury MP, Pud and Red Schatten
Our awesome CROW warriors will be slaughtering them soon
You’re all invited back next year to this locality
to watch Joey Pierce run away with number three, win three that is
Ya’ll come back now, ya hear?

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(sung to “Hello Dolly)

Hello Joey, well hello Joey
It’s so nice to have you back on Pow Wow Day
Your team is swell, Joey
We can tell, Joey
That the mighty CROW will win once again, go all the way

I hear the Pud crying, and the Red sighing
and MP and Rick are something less then men
So, kick their ass, Joey
Show ‘em we got some class, Joey
CROW will win on Pow Wow Day
CROW will win on Pow Wow Day
CROW will win on Pow Wow Day again!

I see Seidy stomping and Renberg romping
and Steinhart showing up his little twin
So, kick their butts, Joey
Show ‘em you’re no putz, Joey
CROW will win on Pow Wow Day
CROW will win on Pow Wow Day
CROW will win on Pow Wow Day again!