Who was your favorite--Jill or Jackie Hubris?
--Robin or Linda Bach?
[Date/Time=01-13-2004 - 11:29 PM] Name:ggorchtrout [Msgid=571085] [IP Addr= 184.108.40.206]
This is more confusing than a Florida Ballot...did I just vote for Hubris, Jill, Jackie, Robin, or Linda?
[Date/Time=01-14-2004 - 9:36 AM] Name:JMoss firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=571320] [IP Addr= 220.127.116.11]
Jill or Jackie Huber
I have to weigh in on this one as you are now discussing my time at Timberlane. Jackie, the older sister, was beautiful. Not just the kind of beauty that exists after 10 weeks at a boys camp either. She was pretty on the first day. Jill was also really pretty and my age. In a close vote, I take Jackie. Linda was also my age and really pretty and down to earth. Robin Bach the younger sister had that same sweetness. A tie here. Does anyone know where Linda or Robin Bach are. Someone told me Robin was in Alaska. BTW, why no poll question of the Herz sisters? Or the Rice girls that used to come visit the Hikens and torment the boys much like Paris Hilton did to the fine young men of Altus, Arkansas. Finally, I must ask again, does anyone know what ever happened to Mark Abrahams from New York. He was my CIT and JC for years. Congrats to the Colts. Lee
[Date/Time=01-14-2004 - 11:41 AM] Name:Lee Glicksman tryingnottogetsunburnedintucson.com, [Msgid=571383] [IP Addr= 18.104.22.168]
The only one I remember was Jackie Huber, and the Rice girls...twins were they not?....oooh la la!
[Date/Time=01-14-2004 - 1:52 PM] Name:JMoss email@example.com, [Msgid=571448] [IP Addr= 22.214.171.124]
The younger Herz sister- DEBBIE in a landslide over the older sister PAULA -- who if I remember correctly failed to shave her armpits for a summer. Though brunette -- Debie seemed to have alot of "blonde" in her.
[Date/Time=01-15-2004 - 12:39 PM] Name:marksy [Msgid=571514] [IP Addr= 126.96.36.199]
"but the older was Paula -- who if I remember correctly failed to shave her armpits for a summer."
SHE ALSO PUT A DEAD BIRD IN MIKE WEINSTOCK'S APRAPAHO BED IN 1974, MUST HAVE BEEN A LOVE-SPAT.
[Date/Time=01-14-2004 - 7:10 PM] Name:pudderonymous [Msgid=571659] [IP Addr= 188.8.131.52]
Pud...nice to see you chiming in...once football season is over I say it's open season on Pud! JK!...as my daughter would say
[Date/Time=01-14-2004 - 7:33 PM] Name:JMoss [Msgid=571665] [IP Addr= 184.108.40.206]
Too busy watching Kitty Carlisle...and designing for the sexes...Is it still football season? Good defense will always stop good offense and vice versa. Party on boys!
[Date/Time=01-17-2004 - 11:34 AM] Name:P'troffsky firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=572972] [IP Addr= 220.127.116.11]
The better team one...Peyton obviously got rattled, but I was proud that they didn't quit. Thought they got some tough breaks on their last drive, but the bottom line is they got outplayed. The defense needs to be upgraded some more, obviously!
[Date/Time=01-18-2004 - 7:37 PM] Name:JMoss [Msgid=573808] [IP Addr= 18.104.22.168]
The better team one...
"ONE?" YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE RIGHT? WHERE DID YOU GO TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL? BETWEEN YOU AND BROTHER RICHARD, YOU'RE "ONE" YIDDISH-A-HOOSIER. WHO'S WORSE IN THE HOOSIER DEPT? "Y" FOR JEFFREY, "N" FOR RICHARD.
[Date/Time=01-18-2004 - 11:21 PM] Name:Pudoose [Msgid=573942] [IP Addr= 22.214.171.124]
Now that the Colts and Packers are gone...
I now officially declare open season on Pud...
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 12:25 AM] Name:Gazzoo email@example.com, [Msgid=573957] [IP Addr= 126.96.36.199]
One last shot
I guess the smack talk is coming to an end. Before the Pud derby begins I just wanted to point out that once again the men from Michigan (Law and Brady) shot down the Prince from Tennessee, just like Woodson did for the Heisman. It's amazing that Manning still cries over that one. He just doesn't seem to ever be able to get over the hump (Heisman, CO-MVP, playoff failures). He must have picked up some pretty bad karma somewhere.
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 8:44 AM] Name:Red firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=574041] [IP Addr= 188.8.131.52]
Black Monday for Indy
Where is Rick with his Monday morning Peyton QB rating now?
I can just picture the Mossler brothers watching the game in some dark basement with empty chip bags, bottles and tissue all over the floor. Look around on the dark panel walls and see that old Jim Mora autograph photo from fan appreciation day in 1994 and the 1979 and 1984 IU Team Basketball posters on the walls. On the staircase down, there are some old riflery targets and other camp achievement certificates signed by H.
Now that's Indy living.
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 11:13 AM] Name:Matt Healy [Msgid=574081] [IP Addr= 184.108.40.206]
"Manning still cries over that one. He just doesn't seem to ever be able to get over the hump. He must have picked up some pretty bad karma somewhere"
IT'S BECAUSE HIS OLD MAN DIRECTED THE "AINTS" IN THE EARLY 1980s UNDER THE PHENOMENOL LEADERSHIP OF BUM PHILLIPS. OPEN SEASON? ALL SHOULD KNOW THAT I TOTE A GUN. THE ABOVE "MATT HEALY" POST AIN'T MINE. EVEN THOUGH HE SPENT SOME TIME IN THE BIG EASY, I'D NEVER LIVE VICARIOUSLY THRU HIM. JUST LOVED HIS KEYLOG AT OUR 40TH REUNION.
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 9:44 AM] Name:Pud [Msgid=574082] [IP Addr= 220.127.116.11]
Always Next Year...
Sorry Moss --- the Colts looked like a Pud Heller led Pow Wow team yesterday... totally unorganized and outplayed. Who ever wrote the above post and signed Matt Healy, I laughed for 10 minutes. The riflery thing is absolutely classic. I would write more but it's more enjoyable to make fun of Moss when he's in a better mood.
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 9:51 AM] Name:marksy [Msgid=574102] [IP Addr= 18.104.22.168]
The a.k.a. Stever Bratter notation popped up and went away from the Healy post. If it is you Steve, you should show yourself. BTW, the ip address in that post is the same as the one from the schmegma@swimraft posts.
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 11:38 AM] Name:Red email@example.com, [Msgid=574185] [IP Addr= 22.214.171.124]
Very Clever and Youíre right. Itís not Steve Bratter (a ninja would never be caught) or Healy.
I never knew you had computer aptitude. I thought Plotkin and Goldstein were the computer experts.
I'm back from vacation to give Moss (Jeff) a hard time.
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 2:22 PM] Name:Matt Healy [Msgid=574282] [IP Addr= 126.96.36.199]
Great game on Sunday. Basically a defensive game on both sides. I thought it basically ended in the 1st quarter when the Pats got their 1st interception in the end zone. Manning just got stunned. I agree with Moss on building up the Colts defense. If they do, they'll be back and in a much better position. Plus Manning got some big game experience which will pay off next time around.
Been catching up on all the posts. I loved the Matt Healy one but agree with Red that it's not Matt. Looked up the IP - most likely the mystery "Matt" is from the northeast U.S. or Calif. with an outside chance of Chicago.
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 3:05 PM] Name:Martin Lynch [Msgid=574301] [IP Addr= 188.8.131.52]
January 19th viewing note & message for 184.108.40.206
First of all, JP just called me from the front of the audience line at Letterman and wanted to remind everyone to tune in tonight as he and Billie should be sitting in the first row...
Secondly, to 220.127.116.11, please note that ALL FUTURE POSTS OF YOURS WILL BE DELETED UNLESS YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF. Sorry to do this, but you've played your hand long enough.
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 3:40 PM] Name:Gazzoo firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=574309] [IP Addr= 18.104.22.168]
show and tell
Nothing better than reading the board listening to deadshow.com: the memories stream in from two directions; the yin and yang (that's for Red) of camp.
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 3:49 PM] Name:David Raskin email@example.com, [Msgid=574315] [IP Addr= 22.214.171.124]
I never thought that giving Mossler a hard time would cause as much controversy as the Jeff Bird vs. Carrie Calliendo (Spelling?) Grudge Night Boxing Match at the rec building.
Mossler already guessed who I was. It didnít take a secret computer search.
If you get a chance, please read my post earlier this month titled ìBy the Way.î
Hey Martin, do you remember the year that I was a camper in your cabin? I can still hear you and Tom Callahan playing guitar in our cabinÖwhat a memory and what a fanatasic summer that was.
Gazzoo, I'll send you my vitals for the Timberbase. Your stern warning about future posting reminded me when Callahan used to yell at us on Cruiser Day to sit down in the back of that little yellow bus on our way to Crystal Lake.
Greetings to All.
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 6:59 PM] Name:Adam Zimmerman (aka Schegma) firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=574336] [IP Addr= 126.96.36.199]
DAMMIT! HOW MUCH I WANTED TO BE A JAMES LOUIS GOLDSTEIN AND BRIAN PLOTKIN ALL ROLLED INTO ONE....
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[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 5:36 PM] Name:Pud [Msgid=574387] [IP Addr= 184.108.40.206]
I hearby relinquish all rights to poke fun at anyone's grammar! I wish I could say the pun was intentional, but it was either a Freudian slip, senility, or my grief was such that I just fu**ed up! Zimmerman, nice to see you "out"...I knew it had to be you. The gloves are off baby...let us know who your team is so we can give you your proper crap...you're playin' in the big leagues now junior!
[Date/Time=01-19-2004 - 9:02 PM] Name:JMoss [Msgid=574467] [IP Addr= 220.127.116.11]
Zimm! Nice to see you on the board; you know I'm in the market for, well, you know. I took pictures of you and Kanto as the Blues Brothers during U.N. Day to his wedding. There was Zimm, driving a Pudmobile but blinded by a banner across the windshield scattering campers across the athletic field.
[Date/Time=01-20-2004 - 3:18 PM] Name:David Raskin email@example.com, [Msgid=574832] [IP Addr= 18.104.22.168]
Thanks for the warm welcome.
All I can remember about that Pow Wow Day was that Hís heart rate and Timberlaneís liability insurance rate went up instantly.
Give Kanto my best and destroy those photos in case I run for public office someday. As for the fuzzbuster industry, I hope the statute of limitations has run out on those juvenile indiscretions (I hope I don't need Kanto to represent me).
[Date/Time=01-21-2004 - 4:01 PM] Name:Adam Zimmerman (aka Schegma) firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=575622] [IP Addr= 22.214.171.124]
1 -2 -3.......
The following is from http://cgee.hamline.edu/rivers/Resources/Voices/raft3.htm:
Fifteen boys therefore 7 teams of buddies and one left over. If there ever was an odd amount of items such as food candy or pop we played a game we called "Horsengoggle." Any boy who wanted in on the goodie would stand in a circle with the others and one boy would count to three. On the count of three each boy would hold up 1 - 5 fingers. The fingers were totaled up and the horsengogglee if you will , would count from one to the number of fingers ,starting on his right ,the person that he ended up with received the item . As there was no way to cheat in this "game" it was the fairest system we had and there was never any argument over who won.
[Date/Time=01-22-2004 - 12:49 AM] Name:Boca Bosco YaHeyDer@aol.com, [Msgid=575912] [IP Addr= 126.96.36.199]
Happy IBD everyone...the 4 at the end is a nice touch!...hope someone out there celebrated appropriately early this am!
[Date/Time=01-23-2004 - 6:36 AM] Name:JMoss [Msgid=576694] [IP Addr= 188.8.131.52]
Thanks for the memory
Wow! I hadn't thought about horsengoggle for decades. It's amazing how the small linkages to our past keep popping up in other places. I wouldn't be surprised to see billboards on the side of the road for Tastee-Freeze!
[Date/Time=01-26-2004 - 7:09 PM] Name:it'smaltarinotime email@example.com, [Msgid=578709] [IP Addr= 184.108.40.206]
Another Flashback (Kybo Paper, Oooey gooey goo)
..."what is a KYBO?" Well, it is the name used in Scouting for an outhouse or just a hole in the ground. The word stands for "Keep Your Bowels Open".
[Date/Time=01-26-2004 - 10:43 PM] Name:Boca Bosco YaHeyDer@aol.com, [Msgid=578845] [IP Addr= 220.127.116.11]
ZIMM and "The Pud"
I too remember it all too well... Somewhere there is video footage of the driving antics of Zimm sticking his head out the driver's side window to see where he was going with that banner stuck to the front windshield...
Speaking of adolescent antics, I was once a customer of the radar detector set-up shoppe of Northbrook. That "escort" helped me speed along a lot of miles on the poon tang road of life...
good to hear from you Adam!
[Date/Time=01-27-2004 - 10:51 PM] Name:Jeff Leiken JLeiken@MentorCounselor.com, [Msgid=579552] [IP Addr= 18.104.22.168]
Gorchoff's Greatest Lines
On the line with computer tech support the other day trying to figure out what the hell they were talking about... I was reminded of something Gorchoff once said to Bryant Esch and me (I?) during Porter Camp in 1985...
"Jeff and Bryant, I want you to go to the set-up and collect set-ups and set up a set-up for tonight's... set-up."
It was a hell of a camp fire that night.
[Date/Time=01-27-2004 - 10:58 PM] Name:Jeff Leiken firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=579559] [IP Addr= 22.214.171.124]
Crime and Punishment
That reminded me of my Gorchoff Set-Up Story.
In an earlier post, I mentioned I might sue Mossler for post-traumatic stress disorder from those Frank Zappa albums playing loudly from the counselor room. I may now amend my law-suit to include Gary who caught me goofing off and making crazy sounds and false announcements with the P.A. system in the office.
After he removed me from the office by force, (i.e. hands around my neck) my punishment was to cut 100+ marsh-mellow stick set-ups for the camp fire from live trees with a very dull butter knife.
Although I truly enjoyed smelling those ditto machine fumes that were always present in the office, I never went near the P.A. set-up again.
[Date/Time=01-28-2004 - 8:45 AM] Name:Adam "set-up" Zimmerman email@example.com, [Msgid=579701] [IP Addr= 126.96.36.199]
Porter girls camp
Ah yes, Porter's girls camp. It was 1975. I'd been at camp since the week before pre-camp. I was the SC of the PA cabin with Pud, Mossler, Gazzoo, Marks, Echt and others. Great year. On the last night of girls' gymnastics camp, the remaining staff had a keg in our cabin. Dozens of petite, taut, finely tuned 15 year-old gymnasts throwing up so much it looked like a Karen Carpenter wannabe competition. We all got fine 25 dollars each. (I didn't much care as I think I was in the hole for the summer anyway.) Mr Bradley was furious, Harold feigned anger but used it as a story for years to come, and the girls...well some of them became women that night.
[Date/Time=01-28-2004 - 12:27 PM] Name:Lee firstname.lastname@example.org, [Msgid=579728] [IP Addr= 188.8.131.52]
Was watching IU vs. Purdue on ESPN last night and there was a commercial about the Watersmeet Nimrods...that's right the Nimrods!...They were clearly from a cold climate...I think from the UP near the Porkies...the phone rang right after the commercial, and I told my kids I knew it was Rick...we got a nice chuckle out of it. I wonder what Bruce Crossing's nickname is? http://www.watersmeet.k12.mi.us/nimrod.html
[Date/Time=01-28-2004 - 1:08 PM] Name:JMoss [Msgid=579818] [IP Addr= 184.108.40.206]
Lee, I feel I must chime in on the Porter issue for 2 reasons. First and foremost, I met my wife at Porter Camp. Second, we were busted after a party on the Point...empty bottles found, the evidence was only circumstantial, but the girls confessed to everything but the Manson Murders! We were chastised severely, but the worst part is the girl I was trying to hit on got sent home and could never come back! Must have been an omen, I met my wife the next year!
[Date/Time=01-28-2004 - 1:10 PM] Name:JMoss [Msgid=579864] [IP Addr= 220.127.116.11]
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